Something About Myself
I Have A Good 6th Sense, I Can Predict Earth Quakes, it Normally Occurs After 5 Beers.
My GK is Something To Be Appreciated, I Even Know The Name oF My Friends Father, Its Not What He Writes In His Various Application Forms.
My Communication Skills Are Excellent : i Can Tell People To Go To Hell in Such A Way That They Really Look For The Trip.
I Have A Sharp Mind Too, i Can Count Upto 10 and KnoW Alphabets.
I Have a Long Vision, I Can LooK To Person’s Answer Sheet Even if He/She Is At The Other Corner.
I’m Very Social : I Go To Every Party oF The Society Even iF I’m Not The Invitee And i Consider iT As My Dharma To Finish Off The Alcohols.
Add to it,
They All Say “Hi” Whenever i Enter Into The Bar, Proves That I’m Not An Individual Personality.
I’m Very Helpful Indeed, I Take All The Load oF Their Purse n Keep Them Away From The Tension oF Handling Money.
I’m Very Serious : Even While Telling Jokes i Dont Like Or Expect People To Laugh On It.
I’m Very Funny : Even At Funerals I Tell Older Buddies That YOU ARE NEXT As A Counter Reply oF What They Used To Tell Me At Marriage Functions “YOU ARE NEXT.
I’m Very Practical : I Wont Like To Think On This Aspect As Practically Its Not Possible For Me To Think.
I’m Very Religious : I Say Radha Krishna Radha Krishna 1000 Times In Day But Out oF Those 1000 Times 999 i forgat to say Krishna.
(do you think above are jokes?) i got it in email.
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